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Neither Bird Nor Plane

Posted by Shawn Hansen on Jul 31, 2011 in Creative Nonfiction | 0 comments

Author's note: This is a true story, but Lady Godiva's name has been changed.
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I met Lady Godiva on a balmy evening in early spring, and by the time we’d parted ways, I’d learned a good many things. While placing her under arrest, I learned all about compound words and just how many adjectives could be strung together before end punctuation using the word bitch was necessary.
 
  “Does this make you feel good you chicken-shit, nasty-ass, good-for-nothing, sold-out, lame-brain, ugly-as-sin bitch?”